How Toddlers Share

I came across this wonderful top ten list on how toddlers share at our local nursery the other day. I hope you find it as amusing as I do: 1.  If I like it, it's mine.

2. If it's in my hand, it's mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

5. If it's mine, it must not ever appear to be yours in any way.

6. If it's doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.

7. If it looks like mine, it's mine.

8. If I saw it first, it's mine.

9. If you're playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

10. If it's broken, it's yours.